Contribution/Rant #1 by Mr. Man

I’ve been a fan of women since day one.  They’re the Ying to our male Yang.  And I’m all for female rights and equality.  It irks me when some meatheaded lunk objectifies a woman saying what a great ass she has and what he’d do to her, given the (unlikely) chance.  Personally I keep such oafs out of my life and leave the conversation when it starts to take a turn for the worse.  It’s gross, nasty and unnecessary.  You can compliment a woman without the need to tell the whole world of your salacious predilections.

Men like that belong in the previous century.  So why is it that I’m beginning to have more and more online interactions with females where some guy on the bus is a hot piece of ass and she’d totally do that?  Hello! Firstly, I’m talking to you and secondly, you’re doing the exact same thing women have complained about for eons.  Have the tables turned so much that women are picking up where men left off?  I hope not, as I have always thought females were classier with better manners than most of us men.  Who the hell walks into a cake shop and then tells whoever will listen about what they’re gonna do to that slice of carrot cake?  How it looks so sexy, all slathered in cream cheese – with its inviting looks begging for it to be licked, nibbled, bitten and finally swallowed whole into their greedy piehole.  No one, right?  Well, no one who wants a quick visit to the loony bin at least.  No one deserves to be objectified.  Keep it classy ladies and us guys will try our best too.