There are men who have a way of speaking that is both flirtatious and belittling all at the same time. Grown-ass women should know better than to fall into the trap. And yet, here I am waiting for that text that probably isn’t going to come.
Deets to follow from the first date of 2015.
The Date Expectations 
Quit waiting or die tryin’ woman. Now I want to hear about your second date. Or Is it third already?